In a world without white male showrunners — especially those whose names start with J — Marissa Cooper becomes roommates with a cow (named Marissa Moo-per) and a ghost (named Marissa Boo-per). Wacky hijinks ensue. It’s all very gay and spooky.
happy birthday lauren!!! you are a super amazing person and you mean a lot to me and i am really very glad that i know you. you are very funny and incredibly insightful and a joy to talk to, and above all you are kind, which is perhaps the best trait to have of all. so, hats off to you for being awesome, and i hope you have a fabulous year!